Icebreaker Game How do you...

Shut off my alarm, brush my teeth, get a shower and get ready, feed all the animals, grab my coffee (that I set the night before), get out the door. Or if it’s a wtf day, brush my teeth and roll out to my laptop in my pjs at the last second.

How do you plan a trip? What sort of research do you do before?
 
I don’t do typical vacations I guess. My trips usually involve planning a route, booking campsites, prepping freeze dried food and gear, and then going off the grid.

How long is your typical shower time?

edit. Oops. Threading mistakes again.

how do you shower? Lol
 
With water, soap, in a tub shower.

How do you determine what to eat over days for a week ahead before shopping for groceries?
 
Bloody when i do. Been years.



How do you test your steak for doneness when you don’t have a thermometer?
 
With hot water, half-and-half and non-nutritive sweetener in coffee, and with hot water and non-nutritive sweetener in tea, sometimes with half-and-half.


How do you m ow your lawn?
 
I wait for it to be cool enough for neighbours to open their windows, then fire up a garbage oil-producing gas mower that desperately needs maintenance at 6am on a Sunday, put on some old stained whitey-tighties, loose the shirt and spray tan only my arms golden brown to emphasize my farmer's tan, and rip through 14" of grass slowly. I'll occasionally scratch that itch if someone looks out their window. I might throw on a ball cap, but leave the brim high and proud.

How do you like that picture?
 
It's simple life. All good if you like that pace of life.


How do you avoid or protect yourself from the sun when it's sunny af and you plan on being outside most of the day?
 
Titanium dioxide is my friend. Just keep loading it up as needed. And don't forget the water bottle.

How do you like your coffee roasted?
 
Go downstairs and place it in the bagged receptacles. Go to the dump / transfer station once a week.


How do you prepare for the challenges of another week of work ?
 
I don't. I just go to work and do work, son.

H ow do you avoid chores, because lazy?
 
I don’t. It’s not that I don’t like getting older. It’s that I don’t want or like or feel I deserve the attention. #Issues :oops:

How do you get better?
 
not sure what you mean by extra? like non-working income? buy low sell high I guess. real estate is a good option...but risky (like all investments really).

How do you justify your vices?
 
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