More often than I'm comfortable with.
HODY hear the doorbell ring while you sit on the toilet, and your kids should answer it cause the only people who ever come over are their dipshit friends who can totally just come in, and the kids have their goddamned headphones on so they don't hear anything, and the person keeps knocking louder and louder, the dog starts barking, and you're screaming for anyone to answer the fucking door, so you clean up shop and angrily open the door then have to deal with fucking Mormons while your asshole only feels questionably clean as you're standing awkwardly half in half out of your door waiting for a break in their speech to politely say "no fucking thanks I've got shit to take care of"?