I try to avoid rice most times unless I'm eating sushi, so I'll say once or twice a month.
Edit: My little beast is literally always within 5-10 feet away from me, and while I don't sit often, she gets more than her share of my love!
How often do you treat potential clients to their choice of restaurant, because it leaves a good impression and more often than not bring their business to you?
Never. I don't even understand it. I'd rather jerk off and call it meditating or sit around, staring at nothing buried in deep thoughts to reach a satisfactory resolution over time.