HUNGER GAMES!!!!

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Yesssss, yes I did!

It was magnificent! Imagine the movie '300' but with me as Gerard Buttler (Ass-ler), with my sharpened tree branch weapon.

I was merciful (after all, we did have a lot of good times before we broke up coz of all the birdseedy underwear).

You were full of courage! Not one tear shed! (P.S i nearly wavered when you schlong-danced in an attempt to seduce me and evade death).
 
Yesssss, yes I did!

It was magnificent! Imagine the movie '300' but with me as Gerard Buttler (Ass-ler), with my sharpened tree branch weapon.

I was merciful (after all, we did have a lot of good times before we broke up coz of all the birdseedy underwear).

You were full of courage! Not one tear shed! (P.S i nearly wavered when you schlong-danced in an attempt to seduce me and evade death).

That hurt so much, specially 'cause it was not an eco-friendly death lol (tree branch)
 

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