Hypothetically... if you saw someone that made your life miserable and was a horrible person get murdered in the woods but no one knew you were there, would you tell anyone?
I would be compelled to, I just wonder if I'd last long enough for them to offer a reward.
Your ideal partner in every way possible gives you one minute to impress them, before committing to an evening together.
What do you do in that minute?
You have complete privacy
Hypothetically speaking, for the sake of the debate... If you had to stay in the home of a person you've never met, and become a living piece of furniture for a day, which species of furnishing would you choose to mimic?