I AM the New Messiah

[NewMessiah]

Many Messiahs have come and gone. I have come into truths long forgotten - such as, what a Messiah even is.

I AM a former church pastor who reached enlightenment during a Sunday worship service, and was subsequently excommunicated for sleeping with members of My church. When I left, I took said church members with Me and started a cult. And like a Messiah, a cult probably isn't what you think it is.

You will find Me in the chats from time to time. Pleased to meet you.

 

[CyberGuy69]

Actually, i am the messiah.

 

[Grimly_Fiendish]

What flavour Koolaid do y’all got?

 

[Hervy]

*the hell-spawned tigress Chimera noms popcorns*

Cool stuff bro ~

 

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[NewMessiah]

Actually, i am the messiah.

Good troll - however this is a great opportunity to point out that there are actually many Messiahs.

 

[NewMessiah]

What flavour Koolaid do y’all got?

As with Jesus, my followers unconditionally surrender themselves to be used according to My pleasure.

 

[Grimly_Fiendish]

Yeah all good with that just do the water walking and cross hanging first

 

[thickdarkc]

Hope your reign is long lived

 

[Lulisa]

How can I join your cult?

 

[NewMessiah]

Yeah all good with that just do the water walking and cross hanging first

Jesus' followers are not truly devoted to him because they expect miracles in return. True, meaningful, life-changing devotion demands nothing in return.

False messiahs make false promises (miracles, eternal life, emotional healing, solutions to practical problems, etc.) - I make NO promises.

 

[NewMessiah]

How can I join your cult?

Inbox Me.

 

[Lulisa]

Jesus' followers are not truly devoted to him because they expect miracles in return. True, meaningful, life-changing devotion demands nothing in return.

False messiahs make false promises (miracles, eternal life, emotional healing, solutions to practical problems, etc.) - I make NO promises.

This makes me believe maybe I am a messiah too.

 

[Hervy]

I'm the messiah of my own life, pretty happy about it