I can't believe this hasn't been done already

[HungryHungryHippy]

A/S/L?

 

[TacoBelle]

87/female/outside your window...

 

[HungryHungryHippy]

87/female/outside your window...

*flashes you*

 

[TacoBelle]

*flashes you*

take me now! I'm yours.

 

[Jess]

116/post op female/backalley of the Chinese buffet

 

[Hedonist]

49/gentleman/Utopia.. (I can take you there .. I know the way)

 

[Angel]

Divisible by 1 and some years 2 /consensual perhaps/I was just looking for the bar... I'll be on my way

 

[TacoBelle]

I wonder how long this e-dating thing between meTiger and Sadie will go on. Yes, meTiger thinks he's better than me and I have no place to argue, so more power to you

you're so mean to me.

 

[MrMarcus]

116/post op female/backalley of the Chinese buffet

Wow, this made me super horny, and hungry all at the same time. Ill take a number 14 please.

 

[Jess]

lmao, its a talent i have. Fried rice or lo mien?

 

[MrMarcus]

Pork Lo Mein please, oh and please make sure they fortune cookie is fresh. Nobody likes a stale cookie

 

[Jess]

you get what cookie you get and you dont bitch about it. K?

 

[MrMarcus]

you get what cookie you get and you dont bitch about it. K?

I'm not touching your cookie if its stale!

 

[Jess]

my cookie is perfect and you aren't getting near it!

 

[MrMarcus]

pfft.. whatever.