Bi_browser44m
Well-Known Member
In truth I didn't really catch her, but she's still my lesbian and I think she likes it.
She's someone awesome here, although she doesn't know quite what to make of me. Then again not many do.
In the moment I'm happy, she makes me smile telling me how much she hates me, and uses me as a focal point for her attacks on men. She makes me laugh.
I learned something though, catching a lesbian is pretty hard work, especially when you don't have the right equipment, ie: a cooter.
It's ok though, I'm happy with my lesbian, she's overtly obtuse, and possibly mental, but it's ok because aren't we all?
I make her laugh as she tells me how she will kill me, usually about this time I ask her how this will effect our marriage, yet again denied.
We plan to have children, but she doesn't know this yet. You see I have thought it over and decided everytime she says she hates or wants to kill me, that's her way of saying she loves me (trust me I got this).
I first attempted to catch my lesbian about a week and a half ago, for the first few days we only spoke a few times, and not that long. Then we didn't talk for a couple days. Last night and today we communicated the most, so you know all I have said is quite accurate and just...don't ask her cause then you might not believe me :O lol.
I hope you all get who you come here seeking.
I caught me my lesbian
...sorta 
She's someone awesome here, although she doesn't know quite what to make of me. Then again not many do.
In the moment I'm happy, she makes me smile telling me how much she hates me, and uses me as a focal point for her attacks on men. She makes me laugh.
I learned something though, catching a lesbian is pretty hard work, especially when you don't have the right equipment, ie: a cooter.
It's ok though, I'm happy with my lesbian, she's overtly obtuse, and possibly mental, but it's ok because aren't we all?
I make her laugh as she tells me how she will kill me, usually about this time I ask her how this will effect our marriage, yet again denied.
We plan to have children, but she doesn't know this yet. You see I have thought it over and decided everytime she says she hates or wants to kill me, that's her way of saying she loves me (trust me I got this).
I first attempted to catch my lesbian about a week and a half ago, for the first few days we only spoke a few times, and not that long. Then we didn't talk for a couple days. Last night and today we communicated the most, so you know all I have said is quite accurate and just...don't ask her cause then you might not believe me :O lol.
I hope you all get who you come here seeking.
I caught me my lesbian
...sorta 