I don’t want to go to work and watch my management team mismanage but ... it is also like watching a car crash and sitcom rolled into one and I can’t stop watching. The hell with it ... heading to work just so I can see what happens next.
I have thought about doing that. Frankly, knowing this site, I seriously doubt anyone would take it that seriously.
I have enough residual imagination to guess what some of the suggestions would be.