Banter I have (a/an)... A - Z

[Deleted member 1278418]

I have golf balls

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

I have (a) hard thing attached to two golf balls

 

[vanilla_hips]

I have an idiot above me whose brain is the size of his two golf balls.

 

[Deleted member 1278418]

I have Jewish neighbors

 

[Casey86]

I have a kissable face... maybe lol

 

[vanilla_hips]

I have a lickable "insert a word of your choice here"

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

I have mustard in the fridge.

 

[Harley31]

I have a noisy neighbour

 

[YamiSan]

I have an open dm

 

[MuchAdo]

I have a photographic memory....it's just no longer same day service.... (wish I could remember who I stole that from)

 

[Lil_wonders]

I have a questionable sense of humour

 

[Chris_90]

I have a really big d…uster

 

[Deleted member 1278418]

I have sprinkles for my ice cream

 

[Deleted member 1380123]

I have thicc thighs

 

[Deleted member 1278418]

I have updates on my phone that I'm not gonna do ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ ͠⁠°⁠ ͟⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠°͠⁠ ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ LoL

 

[Deleted member 1380123]

I have a variety of toys

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

I have woodpecker photos.

Not like that, perverts ... the birds!

 

[Chris_90]

I have x-rated pictures..

Yes like that… woodpecker ones!!

 

[Lil_wonders]

I have a yearning for chocolate

 

[Nekojanai]

I have zippered garment bags.