I Have That Effect Game

People become bizarre and unpredictable around me, causing them to think "wtf am I doing?" or "wtf is going on right now?"
 
People disengage around me when they find out I'm in a relationship. Guess friendship wasn't an option.
 
I have the effect of attracting this conversation: "Hey let me tell you all about the craziness going on in my life and see if you can unfuck it. What do you think?"
 
I have that effect on people to make them think twice before they talk, to realize before it’s too late that life is about changing themselves and change is the only universal law. I also make them think that there is no “we” in chocolate and icecream...
 

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