I have too many...

Shoes, especially flip flops, which is ironic because I hate wearing shoes. But shoes MUST match the shirt in my world, and I like colors. So I have just an incredible number of pairs of all kinds of footwear from shoes to boots. And not really space for them in my micro apartment.

The upside of this is that if there is ever a home invasion, and the attacker comes for my bed, he will likely twist and break an ankle or two trying to navigate through my shoes in the dark, allowing me time to escape. So maybe I don't have too many shoes. Never mind, carry on...
 
TallulahBlue said:
Shoes, especially flip flops, which is ironic because I hate wearing shoes. But shoes MUST match the shirt in my world, and I like colors. So I have just an incredible number of pairs of all kinds of footwear from shoes to boots. And not really space for them in my micro apartment.

The upside of this is that if there is ever a home invasion, and the attacker comes for my bed, he will likely twist and break an ankle or two trying to navigate through my shoes in the dark, allowing me time to escape. So maybe I don't have too many shoes. Never mind, carry on...
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Also, you could use a flip flops as a weapon. Those suckers hurt as they wrap around the surface area being hit, just saying ..
 
witchygirl said:
Ohhh we call them thongs lol x being Australian a good pair of thongs is part of our DNA lol x i also have 2 many bras i cant wear outside the bedroom lol for obvious reasons
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How in the hell did I not know you were Australian?! I knew you were across the pond, but I have ALWAYS thought you were English for some reason. Mind blown!
 
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