Banter I love it when... (sarcasm)

[OnyxStorm]

I love it when I run out of weed and my nausea is on beast mode.

 

[Sakura3]

I love it when people give advice I didn't ask for.

 

[JudithJ1337]

I love it when someone calls me while I'm playing with myself. It really makes me feel wanted while I'm putting my body through sexual stimulation.

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

I Love it when the Geese from the lake walk around on my deck leaving "shat" every where....

 

[Locket44]

I love it when I have baked a cake and then go to decorate it only to find that someone has eaten some and I have to bake another

 

[MarcLipper]

I love it when the weather person tells me not to go out unless I need too. As a habit, I don’t just go out for no reason. I don’t walk around outside when I move from the kitchen to the living room.