i m desperate

[Prem4u247]

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[Stigma]

You look desperate, indeed . Mike's Montgomery, who's picture you're using, would be proud of you!

 

[Prem4u247]

yup.. he kinda looks like me you know
however not sure as desparate as me or not .

 

[Lakeside]

inbox

Well, that intro will have them queuing for blocks.

Lakeside x

 

[Billy_B]

The intensity of effort is on a level seldom seen by common folk

 

[Kelsey12]

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Went all out for this one, eh?

 

[Spangle]

You really need to work on your chat skills fella.. for instance here's a good way to start:

Good morning/afternoon/evening ma'am. I'm terribly sorry for bothering you but I wonder if you have a minute or two spare for a quick chat. If not, at your convenience could you please get back to me.
Many thanks,
Desperate, FCN

 

[MJW1234]

You really need to work on your chat skills fella.. for instance here's a good way to start:

Good morning/afternoon/evening ma'am. I'm terribly sorry for bothering you but I wonder if you have a minute or two spare for a quick chat. If not, at your convenience could you please get back to me.
Many thanks,
Desperate, FCN

I love it when you talk politely to me Spankums ️xx.

 

[fortysomething]

You really need to work on your chat skills fella.. for instance here's a good way to start:

Good morning/afternoon/evening ma'am. I'm terribly sorry for bothering you but I wonder if you have a minute or two spare for a quick chat. If not, at your convenience could you please get back to me.
Many thanks,
Desperate, FCN

Holy hell I have been doing it all wrong. Silly me. And now, strangely, I have "Desperado" by The Eagles stuck in my head.

Thank you Spangle for illuminating me.

 

[Male_uk]

You really need to work on your chat skills fella.. for instance here's a good way to start:

Good morning/afternoon/evening ma'am. I'm terribly sorry for bothering you but I wonder if you have a minute or two spare for a quick chat. If not, at your convenience could you please get back to me.
Many thanks,
Desperate, FCN

So that's why "Show us where you piss from" isn't working?

Not enough words in it. Need to increase my word count!

 

[Spangle]

So that's why "Show us where you piss from" isn't working?

Not enough words in it. Need to increase my word count!

How about:

Hello
Show us where you piss from please

 

[Spangle]

But if it helps

 

[D7ve67]

Great intro buddy, let me know how it goes, answers on the back of a stamp. Lol

 

[Male_uk]

But if it helps

I finally fount it!

 

[Vey]

You look desperate, indeed . Mike's Montgomery, who's picture you're using, would be proud of you!

Even the world’s greatest actors cannot fake an erection. Be nice!

 

[Melissaa]

But if it helps

Lmao spangle XDXDXD