Game I need to/The problem is

Problem is when you say “package”, you mean cock and they still require clothes when you go there.

I need to get a tan.
 
The problem is you're too grey to tan and are always being shaded.

I need a winning lottery ticket.
 
Problem is you had one and you washed it in your jeans. Never knew you were a millionaire.

I need to go on a bicycle ride today.
 
Problem is you have too many friends (especially on here) that would knock down your door for that opportunity and it would be too hot and stuffy. Not fun.

I need to play some tennis.
 
Problem is, you locked yourself in your house after you lost your keys. Took you days to realize, “Oh. The lock is on the inside of the door. The key hole is on the outside. Dammit”. But we still love ya. ;)

I need to climb a mountain.
 
Problem is, every time you fall asleep, you get that soaring like an eagle sensation and you snap awake. Set some lower standards. Lol

I need to take a drink break.
 
The problem is you wine beery much when you're asked to liquor.

I need to belch more often.
 
The problem is you can't wack that off without proper equipment and your razor is entirely too dull.

I need to have my back massaged
 
The problem is you think Grapes of Wrath is a horror story about evil wine so that there is no longer nice wine.

I need to ask for a refund to my account.
 
The problem is the CIA have frozen your accounts until the investigation is complete.

I need a clag siphoner
 
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