Game I need to/The problem is

The problem is that a dead parrot cannot tell tales. I want to hear their story! Lol

I need my head examined.
 
The problem is you didnt pay the electric bill and they are all dead.

I need it to warm up.
 
The problem is drooling is automatic when she is that incredible, inside and out.

I need to be kind to someone today.
 
The problem is your inherently an asshole.

I need to get out of bed
 
The problem is the girl left you cuffed to the bed and no one can hear you scream.

I need to do strength workout later today.
 
The problem is I don’t don’t what to say or do to make you smile, even though willing to do it.

I really need to go. My coffee is visiting me, after 3 cups. Lol
 
The problem is your TMI button is broke and your fiber intake is too high…:eek:

I need to start a pot of chili!
 
The problem is you dont have a pot to piss in.

I need to take a piss.
 
The problem is you can't find a match on the net, though you do find love in tennis matches.

I need to stop being so weird that nobody understands my thought process.
 
The problem is leopards dont change their spots.

I need a pet Leopard.
 
The problem is you only can find lion cheetahs as pet sellers.

I need to get out of the mom's cellar and to the Penthouse stash in the attic.
 
The problem is all the best pages are stuck together.

I need to get off FCN and back on Pornhub.
 
The problem is Pornhub doesn't allow for interaction with others as does FCN.

I need to behave before Santa realizes I'm naughty.
 
The problem is he sees you when your sleeping with sluts.

I need to sleep with a slut
 
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