Game I need to/The problem is

Problem is what are trying to file? Those naughty pictures of you and that girl? That one with you and the neighbor lady? That one with you in Mexico when you had to much Tequila? Put them on a hard drive man.

I need to get some candy.
 
Problem is you need this special orthopedic shoes and they are pricey so you decide to go to the bar instead.

I need a new set of butt plugs.
 
Problem is you love laying around naked with your vibrator. That is not lazy! That is hot!!

I need to go to the bar
 
The problem your not allowed. When they ask for a tip it's with money not the tip of your dick :D

I need to clean my room.
 
Problem is you still have the hookers and some random dude named Chuck in there from last night.

I need to jump in the ocean naked
 
Problem is it's infested with dick eating tadpoles... on second thought go on ahead waters all clear:D

I need a new onesies
 
Problem is you should be carrying your onesie ass over to the “He vs She” thread and help win this thing.

I need a new suit
 
The problem it's going to be a easy win with me there or not:D

I need to but more electric outlets.
 
Problem is when you plug your but in you get shocked.

I need to stop using talk to text apps.
 
The problem you'll be taxed about two million when you find it so you might as well let the next person find it.

I need to report on the rapport at the airport.
 
The problem is the rapper with the wrapper covering the rapport report is sailing...

I need a sale on a sail...
 
The problem is im 11 hour late to help you with that.

I need to stay up late.
 

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