Game I need to/The problem is

[Stanthropical]

The problem is that Red Robins agree to teach you how to fly, but end up scamming you for a supply of worms and stuff.

I need to throw much more aggressive lift cams, built trans and a blower into my car.

 

[Fildo66]

Problem is your “muscle car” is a vintage 1950s metal pedal car that you just sit in and yell “vroom, vroom” while the fan blows your hair back as if you are really cruising.

I need to see if I can sell some vintage toys.

 

[Locket44]

The problem is that when you arrive to meet the buyer they hadn't realised that you were talking about vintage sex toys and they called the police when you insisted on showing them how to use the said toys. You are now in a cell handcuffed with your own vintage handcuffs while they process the rest off the evidence.

I need some quiet time

 

[Saximony]

The problem is @Tom_the_eagle3 wont let you have any.

I need to trap the weasel that is killing my poor chickens and relocate him 30 miles away.

 

[pigheaded]

The problem is the weasel is cunning and might trap you….pack a bag…

I need to get my coffee

 

[Fildo66]

Problem is you’re a pig and the Farmer took away your Keurig after you were acting like a lunatic for drinking five cups of coffee.

I need to go for a bike ride.

 

[Steve1972]

Problem is you have no tyres on your bicycle the worlds supply of rubber has been used for your toy collection.

I need to accept things for what they are

 

[Fildo66]

Probably is your “give a shit” o-meter is at its max so you aren’t accepting a damn thing! Let alone whatever they are.

I need to go nude scuba diving

 

[Stanthropical]

The problem is that sharks need for you to go scuba diving as well.

I need to take a fucking vacation

 

[Fildo66]

Problem is, we’ll, who ever wants to take a vacation from fucking. I mean … honestly.

I need to make some pancakes.

 

[Stanthropical]

The problem is that all you got is play sand, Play-Doh and tiny buckets with shovels for kids to play with sand.

I need to somehow work exercise into slightly changed and busier work schedule for a few months now.

 

[Fildo66]

Problem is you think that getting a Peloton bike and pedaling slow while on a zoom meeting is exercise. Actually you’re not even pedaling. You added a motor to the stationary bike to assist with the “pedaling”.

I need to get more natural

 

[DD_850]

The problem is the more natural you get the less clothes you wear

I need to be less shy

 

[pigheaded]

The problem is you were never shy and your shyness is just a manifestation of your subconscious desire to rule the world… or something like that…

I need therapy

 

[Steve1972]

Problem is you're on a therapy blacklist no therapist should have to go through that.


I need some painkillers

 

[Saximony]

The problem is you may end up taking phentonal by accident and OD.

I need a farmhand.

 

[DD_850]

The problem is your ideal of a farmhand is not something many people can come to terms with. there are no words in the human dictionary that can describe what you want

I need to cook more

 

[Snap75]

Problem is you burn water and use pasta sauce as a lubricant.

I need psychological help

 

[pigheaded]

The problem is your too remote to find a doctor, so you talk with a cricket you named Benny.. Benny gives really bad advice….just saying..

I need to figure out what’s for dinner.

 

[AZhoe]

The problem is that it's breakfast time on Monday so you missed Saturday's dinner.

I need to learn the oddities of math more.