Game I need to/The problem is

[Fildo66]

Problem is you had lasik done last year and your eyesight is great. You just wear your glasses to look studious.

I need to go for a late night swim.

 

[GrumpyPigeon]

Alligators nuff said O.O

I need to stop over thinking

 

[Fildo66]

Problem is you see something and you just want to take it for face value for what it is but you think it could be something else entirely and then you began to wonder, maybe it actually is just what it looks like. Hmmmmm…

I need to buy a motorcycle.

 

[GrumpyPigeon]

Problem is they aren't safe enough for you to trust you'll be alright

I need to control my curiosity

 

[ohmibod]

the problem is that your friends keep showing you shiny things

I need to grow up

 

[GrumpyPigeon]

The problem is life is too fun to grow up and be boring

I need to wash dishes

 

[ohmibod]

the problem is that it was not raining

I need a handjob

 

[Saximony]

The problem is when you asked the hooker on the corner for one she took you to the deaf school so you could get a job signing with your hands....a REAL Hand job lol.

I need to get back to work.

 

[AZhoe]

The problem is your boss insisted you take the next fifty years off but without pay.

I need to stop stealing office supplies.

 

[DD_850]

The problem is your a well known theft whose thirst will never be quenched.

I need to drive less

 

[pigheaded]

The problem is your addicted to driving. You dream about being on the road, dodging, swerving, rolling down the highway…. Should have never seen days of thunder…

I need to make a drink

 

[Fildo66]

Problem is the only drink you know how to make is water. And that’s a struggle sometimes.

I need to take up another hobby.

 

[GrumpyPigeon]

The problem is there are too many good ones to pick from XD

I need a new teddy bear

 

[Fildo66]

Problem is they sold the last “Teddy Bear” outfit at the porn store last night. You will have to settle for the sexy “Man with a Horse C@*k” on instead.

I need to renew my membership to the adult toy store.

 

[GrumpyPigeon]

Problem is you already bought everything they have XD

I need to remember rules XD

 

[Fildo66]

Problem is you have no “I need” statement.

I need to relax on the rules. Lol

 

[Saximony]

Problem is Your step Dad was Barney Fife and he deputized you.

I need to watch more 60s sitcom reruns.

 

[GrumpyPigeon]

Problem is they're slowly being disappeared due to censoring

I really need to remember to post XD

 

[DD_850]

Problem is she's really scatterbrained so good luck with keeping her focus

I need to empty my wishlist?

 

[ASB1278]

The problem is you don't have a wishlist

I need to get some milk