Game I need to/The problem is

The problem is your head is so stuffed that you can't fit any drugs into it

I need to run away.
 
The problem is you will take your phone and they will find you the next day.

I need to get off the grid.
 
The problem is that everything you do and use relies heavily on the grid.

I need to sell my motorcycle without doing maintenance on it or replacing tires.
 
The problem is that you gotta own one first. Boy, enough of daydreaming.

I need to send someone an urgent email
 
The problem is that UK is on strike and all emails would be rejected.


I need to wash my car.
 
The problem is it will storm and a bird will shit on your windshield as soon as you do.

I need to sell some of my 55 pinball machines.
 
The problem is that they're old, deteriorating, people who are into that silly junk are getting old, losing interest and funds, and nobody will buy them.

I need to replace my car with an EV.
 
The problem is when you do you will take it thru a car wash and highly pressurized water will penetrate the sensitive electronics which are excluded from Warranty when run thru such car washes and you will have to pay 10000000000s to repair it.

I need to buy some Deisel fuel for my Farm Tractors
 
The problem is that you haven't used them for so long, all the fuel lines have completely gummed up and somebody stole all the glow plugs.

I need to wash my car
 
The problem is by the time you eventually get that soapy bucket of water, someone will have stolen your car, leaving you gaping, holding a bucket until you drop it in utter shock and then you'll kick it in anger, breaking a toe and then developing gangrene, but having no way to get to a hospital, you'll just end up a bitter gimpy old man.

I need to be concise for brevity is the soul of wit and I don't have a soul to sell anymore.
 
The problem is that brevity is not really the soul of wit, especially not on internet. It's rather a vehicle for miscommunication on teh interwebs, making people appear witless.

I need to stop procrastinating with, like, everything.


AZhoe said:
The problem is by the time you eventually get that soapy bucket of water, someone will have stolen your car, "blah blah blah blah blah blah blah..."
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That sounds appealing. Hopefully they part it out before anybody can locate it, so I don't have to deal with a recovery, get an insurance payout and upgrade to a more sensible vehicle lol
 
The problem is your insurance was cancelled due to malfeasance by your bank not honoring your payment.

I need to find a GPS store before you can reply to this.
 
The problem is that a "GPS store" doesn't exist.

I need to do spring cleaning.
 
The problem is its gonna snow Friday and your Family is visiting this weekend so they will track mud and snow all over your spring cleaned house. Dont be a premature spring cleaner we arent out of the woods yet.

I need to go to Florida and visit my Mom.
 
The problem is DeSantis doesn't want anyone to visit Florida.

I (we) need to throw some politicians into an active volcano.
 
The problem is there are no active volcanos and too many politicians with big heads that wouldnt even fit.

I need to stop drinking my dinner every night and eat something more than once every 24 hours.
 
The problem is that you're not chopping wood at night, so you're not hungry enough to consume actual food.

I need to chop some wood.
 
The problem is I already cut everything up.

I need to forget about "her".
 
Problem is “her” is your chainsaw and you just took “her” in for a tune-up so you don’t need to forget about her.

I need to go four wheeling.
 
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