Game I need to/The problem is

the problem is the grocery store only has dates that are picked before they are ripe, you know that, and they're never up to your expectations, never as sweet or as good looking as you want. When you put them in your mouth and suck the juices out, its never as sweet as you really expected, so sometimes you just spit it all out and try again with a new one.

I need to not overcook my food.
 
The problem is your vibrator runs out of batteries and you need someone or something to make you feel as good as that does...sadly you cant marry it, or you would have already. Maybe joining some kind of sex chat site would work, but its highly doubtful as most people here only really care about getting off and leaving you on read after (although not all, so maybe there is a chance).

I need to get my ass out of this chair and put some pants on.
 
The problem is you never clarified who "those people" were that you were looking for, so you wandered into a town of Amish people, and stayed there for 6 months, and have adopted Amish ways in all aspects....The sad part is you're already considered a woman and are expected to remain "pure" and "responsible" which, really isnt your thing....

I need to stop thinking about sex
 
The problem is your body craves the sex

I need to figure out how to try to be pure again
 
The problem is we are bombarded with pics of beautiful people on tv and the internet even though its not real.

I nedd to write a new song.
 
Problem is your alerts keep ringing on FCN due to all the people counting on thread with your name on it or messaging you or mentioning you in a post. Who can sleep through that shit? :)

I need to stop mentioning @Locket44 so many times (*ding*).
 
The problem is you were overzealous at the duty free and filled your suitcase too much, now there's clear liquid leaking all over your carpet and you're out of cleaner. You have some straws and are considering getting drunk, but you're trying to remember the last time you shampooed your carpet. You decide that alcohol is self-cleaning and it's probably fine. You close your curtains first so neighbours don't judge you...but it's really too late for that.

I need to get back to work now
 
The problem is you've taken so long to clean up this mess, it's gotten sticky and now your butt is stuck to the carpet.

I need to find my telescope
 
The problem is you left it on the roof and a storm blew it off the roof and it shattered into pieces.

I need to find the keys to my 1965 Ford Fairlane
 
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