Game I need to/The problem is

The problem is you've been rubbing one out all day and now all that's left is a discoloured stump and a mess on the floor.

I need to get out more
 
The problem is you're in a hole in someone's basement with a bottle of lotion and a bucket on a rope.

I need to take a shower.
 
Your on a tight rope over the grand canyon.

I need to find something sweet to eat.
 
The problem is you are trying to drop some weight


I need someone to cook for me
 
The problem is we live in different parts of the world so I cant do it.

I need to finish the yard work
 
The problem is the boys have all turned up for my milkshake and I can't get to my tools.

I need to get my eyes tested
 
The problem is its not covered by your insurance.

I need to get some sunglasses
 
The problem is your too silly to stop doing so.

I need to fly to Florida.
 
Problem is your massage therapists always end up grabbing your ass in a weird way.

I need to feed the dog.
 
The problem is 1 more ticket and your license gets revoked.

I need to learn to speak Spanish.
 
The problem is you can’t get your tongue to move the right way.


I need to run away for awhile
 
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