Game I need to/The problem is

The problem is that it was captured by T*r*u*m*p and is in area 51 behind a wall.

I need to forget about that girl in high school I never had the nerve to ask out.
 
The problem is figuring out why would you'd submit yourself to such misery over and over again until you could handle it

I need you to notice when I'm not around.
 
The problem is your always around.

I need to spend less time online.
 
The problem is you're insane and do things over and over the same way expecting different results.

I need to destroy the leaf-blower someone is using right now at 647 am. Arrrrgggh. (Yes, this is really happening right now.)
 
The problem is you're too scared of confrontation.

I need to buy more chickens for my farm.
 
The problem is there is a nationwide chicken shortage so there arent any.

I need to remodel my office.
 
The problem is they won't take your tricycle with streamers as a trade-in.

I need to wash out my eyes with acid.
 
The problem is your drug dealer is out of liquid form LSD.

I need to take a trip.
 
The problem is planet fitness keeps giving you pizza

I need to take better care of myself
 
Your problem is you're in love with yourself and your voice.

I need to buy a dozen ducks for my pond.
 
The problem is there are piranhas in your pond.

I need to play more golf.
 
The problem is you see golf as foreplay before you put(t) it in the hole.

I need to take the hair-dryer out of the washing machine.
 
The problem is your head is in the washing machine.

I need to have real sex again someday.
 
The problem is all your potential partners suddenly find religion when you approach and lose it when you depart.

I need nothing.
 
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