Game I need to/The problem is

[Hanna92344]

The problem is you don't have anymore dog food.

I need to fly

 

[Phantasym]

The problem is all the airplanes are infested with fleas.

I need to be nicer.

 

[Hanna92344]

The problem is you only know how to be mean to those you like

I need to be meaner

 

[RedheadRaven]

The problem is you already maxed out that stat.

I need to play fewer RPGs

 

[Phantasym]

The problem is there's nothing else really worth doing.

I need to go for a cake walk on easy street.

 

[Eb89]

The problem is it was baked in a easy bake oven and its all mushy

I need to stop working

 

[RedheadRaven]

The problem is you are a perpetual motion machine.

I need to sleep

 

[Ehri]

the problem is that youtube keeps recommending you interesting videos.

I need thigh pics

 

[pigheaded]

The problem is your wearing to many clothes..easy fix!

I need to be a professional photographer!

 

[Phantasym]

The problem is, pigs lack opposable thumbs and so cannot operate a camera.

I need a ham and cheddar sandwich ... er, maybe turkey and swiss.

 

[Thalassa]

The problem is you live in a fantasy world so you get a hologram of a sandwich muhahahaha

I need to buy a space craft

 

[Phantasym]

The problem is they are all in use by pigs in space.

I need to make more obscure references.

 

[pigheaded]

The problem is too old I’m afraid

I need a new hobby

 

[Thalassa]

The problem is that the hobby you're thinking about requires a Costco membership to get a lifetime supply of tissues and gallons of lotion. Sadly, you're broke.

I need to be nicer.

 

[pigheaded]

The problem is, not likely

I need more one liners

 

[Hanna92344]

The problem is you had a horrible childhood and the only thing you know to shade it is being mean

I need to be less blunt

The problem is you keep getting in front of other commenters!!

I need to learn a new language

 

[Phantasym]

The problem is that the hobby you're thinking about requires a Costco membership to get a lifetime supply of tissues and gallons of lotion. Sadly, you're broke.

I need to be nicer.

I think you are mistaking 'hobby' with 'obsession' ....

Thread:

The problem is you're too horny to focus on that, as evidenced by the fact you're on this site.

I need to go scare somebody.

 

[AZhoe]

The problem is I ain't 'fraid of no ghosts!

I need to go to a ballgame with Bill Murray.

 

[Phantasym]

The problem is, you ain't seen what's under all these sheets ... bwahahahaha

I need to find a good laundromat.

 

[Ehri]

The problem is, finding one is a problem. They're either insanely expensive, or insanely small, or somewhere in between. So if anyone knows of a place you can do laundry cheap, send him an email.

I need food.