Game I need to/The problem is

The problem is, the global supply chain has broken down, and the only things in stock at Costco are 10 pound cans of okra and laundry detergent.

I need to make some gumbo.
 
The problem is (based on your avatar) you never wear them.

I need to hire an assistant.
 
The problem is you need the assistant to help you write the help wanted ad ad infinitum.

I need to stop licking self-adhesive postage stamps.
 
Problem is you have two different style of shoes and they’re on the wrong feet. And you’re drunk.

I need to sunbath in the nude.
 
The problem is this, if you went nude, everyone would see your hard on. It would be very hard to put clothes back on and act like you were not having a hard on, especially while people are watching you in the sun. This would not be fun for you. You don't want everyone to think you're a pervert. There would be people who would judge you if you were to go nude. You would end up doing everything possible to keep your hard on hidden. That would make going naked very difficult!

I need to stop crying all the time
 
The problem is it’s so hard to find somebody to give you compassion and understanding.

I need to be less cynical.
 
Ehri said:
The problem is this, if you went nude, everyone would see your hard on. It would be very hard to put clothes back on and act like you were not having a hard on, especially while people are watching you in the sun. This would not be fun for you. You don't want everyone to think you're a pervert. There would be people who would judge you if you were to go nude. You would end up doing everything possible to keep your hard on hidden. That would make going naked very difficult!

I need to stop crying all the time
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Damn. That is quite the response. Lol. Probably true on everything you said. Back to the thread....

problem is you actually like being cynical.

I want to find a new hobby.
 
The problem is you’re too busy trying to figure out how to practice your existing hobby of nude sunbathing in light of its inherent ... difficulties

I need to temper my optimism.
 
The problem is you don't see the problem of having a problem.

I need to stop repeating myself from saying the same thing over and over all of the time.
 
The problem is you smoked so much weed your short term memory is gone and you repeat yourself because you forgot what you just said.

I need to hire some people.
 
Problem is you actually don’t own a business. You just want to “hire” people to hang out with you. :)

I need to go rock climbing.
 
The problem is that you are afloat in the ocean where the rocks are underneath you.

I need to stop brushing my teeth with mayonnaise.
 
The problem is I only keep mayonnaise in the bathroom and no tooth paste

I need to have a nap
 
Problem is you’re at work and they have a strict policy on napping while on the clock.

I need to go hiking.
 
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