Game I need to/The problem is

The problem is everyone wants to eat you because bacon is delicious.

I need to buy a hand gun and I've never owned one but should be crazy these days
 
The problem is gun sellers turn into pacifists when you approach them and then only offer you water guns.

I need to stop being a smartass and get my head (and brain) out of my butt.
 
The problem is you are obsessed with your butt.

I need to call off work today.
 
The problem is it is now tomorrow and you missed the chance.

I need to stop posting when I really have nothing to say.
 
The problem is im not very helpful.

I need to find cheap gasoline.
 
The problem is you hitchhiked across the U.S.A. and plucked your eardrums along the way.

I need everybody's darling.
 
The problem is nobody really knows what that means.

I need to wash my car this week.
 
The problem is it will rain everyday for the next 40 days and 40 nights.

I need to buy some beer
 
Problem is your store only has non-alcoholic beer and you would rather die then drink that. So you bought Bud Lite Seltzer instead.

I need to do something adventurous today.
 
The problem is today is now tomorrow, and yesterday flew by at a planetary rate of revolution, and the international dateline is too far away :eek:...

I need focus:oops:
 
Problem is you’re a tree. Well, what exactly is the problem? You don’t go anywhere and you stare at the same thing every day. You should be worried about losing focus.

I need to go on a cruise today.
 
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