Game I need to/The problem is

The only problem is that you live on water, far far away from any woods or mountains.

I need to move the fuck out of this city and buy a house.
 
The problem is everyone else wants to do that as well and the housing market prices are up 50% from last year.

I need to learn this sappy love song on the saxophone for a wedding gig tomorrow in I've never even heard it before and probably won't listen to it till an hour before the gig.
 
The problem is the wedding is in a remote area with no mobile coverage leaving you without a recording to listen to.

I need girlfriend.
 
Sorry the problem is you're gay.

Sorry imagine,.....that one just wrote itself remember I'm an Entertainer LOL... actually you seem like a great guy and very nice so I'm sure you have lots of female friends.




I need to sober up and learn that stupid song....
 
The problem is that sappy love song is going to remind you of the sweet little thing that broke your heart years ago and you'll start drinking all over again

I need to stop watching old movies
 
The problem is they remind you of me because I'm the guy that treats women like objects and doesn't fall in love and breaks the heart of all the little girls in the old movies.


"I need to know what love is"
 
The problem is you're a Foreigner and the only ones who know that song are guys like me who thought the lyrics were meant for me and my high school crush in the day. (Hi Heather, wherever you are!)

I need to make paper airplanes out of all these files.
 
The problem is some of those files have your companys bank account info and one could fly out the window into the wrong hands and a criminal could wipe out your company.

I feel the need for speed.
 
The problem is those sharks were made into their "Swedish" meatballs.

I need to stop typing sensible statements in here.
 
The problem is you have no sense.

I need to go to an Ikea and try the meatballs.
 
The problem is you'll get lost in the maze they make shoppers go through.

I need to stop going bonkers over my sports teams (Suns, still going, but Mr. Paul?, Dbacks, all-time road losing streak record set! :(, ASU football, I hope you didn't cheat.)
 
The problem is you live in Arizona and its so hot there is nothing else to do but sit inside and watch sports on TV.

I need to get back to work and fix this persons air conditioner
 
The problem is the boss just enforced manditory Overtime.


I need to go back to church this Sunday
 
Problem is there is a bar on the way and it is way easier to confess your sins to strangers while drunk. Plus it is closer to home. And the priest goes there after the services are complete. As do most of the congregation. So, in an odd way, you are going to church. :)

I need to stop typing a fucking novel everyone is post on here. Lol
 
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