Game I need to/The problem is

Problem is you made one of those really long sticks so you really don’t have to get up. You just reach out and touch the brew button from the couch. Plus, Golden Girls reruns are on and you love Betty White. Don’t know about the rest of the cast.

I need to go white water rafting.
 
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The problem is they dont make a dildo raft.

I need a new girlfriend.
 
The problem is I just ate the chocolate. Sorry


I need to go to the movies
 
The problem is that none of the movies are worth seeing.

I need the power to be able to tell my cats what to do and they'll do it.
 
The problem is you can’t find cream of sea urchin at the market and that’s all your craving.

I need a haircut
 
The problem is we're all too catty to love you.

I need a colorful zebra flying over a black and white rainbow.
 
The problem is Your dealer is out of LSD.

I need to get drunk.
 
The problem is you just drank 5 cups of expresso and chased it with 5 shots of Red Bull.

I need to go swimming.
 
The problem is there is a drought so there is no pool/lake/river/ocean/etc to swim in.

I need to send Dario Saric sympathy after he tore his ACL. (Suns in 5!) (Not factorial)
 
The problem is you're really high and you attempted to actually box sympathy so ended up just sending him an empty box.

I need some food
 
The problem is that you are a pig and the only vecation you get is being bacon.

I need to make the neighbours stfu about me making noise
 
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