Game I need to/The problem is

The problem is her pajamas is a chastity device and nobody knows where the key is.

I need to say Sam Kinison (mentioned earlier in thread) was a pitcher for my fantasy baseball team's minor leagues because he sang the song below.

 
Problem is you can’t because one, that video is hilarious and two, it is a classic. Lol

I need to watch the movie Major League this weekend
 
The problem is its only on VHS and you only have Beta.

I need to get rid of my DVD collection.
 
The problem is they are covered in Vaseline and no one wants them now.

I need to get a pedicure
 
The problem is your pedicurist has a foot fetish and upon seeing your feet, drools instead of doing the actual work you need.

I need to get out of this place.
 
The problem is your in a mental asylum and the last time you were let out..... well lets just leave that story for another time:D
I need some games to play
 
The problem is you need to grow up and stop wearing onesies lol (you know I love ya :))

I need something to organize
 
The problem is that last night you were so drunk you made all the food into a giant smoothie and now you've got to drink it

I am tired
 
The problem is we live in the midwest and the Cows have rights too.

I need to cook a steak.
 
Problem is you think you are in the old west so you cook everything over an open fire. Great if you are good at it, but you tend to burn everything.

I need to get a new vehicle
 
The problem is that due to your hands being permanently cuffed to your ankles you can no longer drive


I need to finish packing
 
The problem is there's always something you'll leave behind so you never can truly finish packing.

I need to bounce this bowling ball on a trampoline.
 
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