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Problem is you have so much porn saved on your current laptop, it would take you a week to transfer them all to an external. Plus your “Enter” key and “Cntrl” and “Shift” don’t work because they are full of cum. As well as the whole middle row of the keyboard. A lot of women were banged on that keyboard. :)

I need to start a cam room with Heidi and I.
 
Problem is it is St. Patty’s Day and your work fully understands if you are incapacitated to come in and work safely. Totally understandable

I need to nit hand out the key to my toy chest so easily
 
Problem is, there is a misunderstanding on what you mean by “bang all night.” You slipped into your favorite robe humming porno music in your head. She showed up with her drum set ready to “bang” all night. Either sounds fun. :)

I need to pull out my old 80s hair bands cassettes.
 
The problem is nobody and i mean nobody wants to hear those dinosaur tapes. NOBODY:D

I need for this thunderstorm to not fuck up my week.
 
Problem is it’s only raining on the video game your playing but you lost the ability to distinguish real world from arcade world. Yeah I dated myself using the term arcade. So what? It is sunny and 75 outside.
I need to go to the arcade.
 
Problem is there is only 1 pinball machine there and its broke and very few people can fix antique electronic machines.

I need to charge more for fixing Antique electronic machines.
 
Problem is you’re trying to fix the vibrators of the 80 year old ladies you swoon at BINGO night and those things haven’t seen the inside of a vagina in decades. Plus they are only hand crank from that era.

I need to find me a BINGO hall?
 
The problem is that treating you like a good girl is a much more effective punishment



I'm really hoping my toy does not run out of charge before I'm done with it
 
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