Game I need to/The problem is

The problem is the last time you went on vacation the people say you enjoyed yourself a little too much ;)masturbation-masturbate.gif


I need more shows to watch this weekend
 
Problem is that the “shows” you want to really watch are of the ladies on here making out, the threesome action and the groping fun but it is just a fantasy site. No watching. Just imagination.

I need to watch some cams on here with Heidi
 
Problem is Heidi is too busy watching you watch her which is weird cause if you two are just watching each other how am i suppose to take notes on how to become part of a threesome

I need another way to take notes
 
The problem is that is a false statement because on here, your flirt game is always in. You say a simple hello and every guy, or girl for that matter, thinks, “Yeah. She wants me.” ;)

I need to get into @Jodie ‘s flirting game.
 
The problem is your fridge is on the fritz and the cost of gas is out of reach

I need to make sure the doors are locked
 
The problem is if a burglar wants in he will find a way.

I need to feed the barn cat.
 
The problem is its a cat...it will come and eat when it wants to and not a moment sooner

I have too much energy...
 
The problem is that you have to start the sentence with I NEED TO:)

I need to get some sleep
 
The problem is you need people like me to help you play them cause you cant play them all by yourself at the same time.

I need to rebuild my music studio so I can record all the instruments by myself and wont need anyone else.
 
Problem is that your “recordings” are just Facebook live and Tik Tok videos of you singing along to songs and making up words because you don’t remember or know the words. And your instruments are just empty beer bottles as flutes and buckets as drums. Yeah … you’re that guy. :)

I need to go to a music festival.
 
The problem is you are on a festival blacklist, because you have the tendency to streak on stage at every musical event you go to.. they didn’t really mind it at the rock festivals, they even thought it was “Rock and Roll”. But did you have to do it at the opera yelling “look at my phantom”?

I need to have a proper workout
 

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