Game I need to/The problem is

[Stanthropical]

The problem is that there are no surviving 1,000 year old scissors to cut a millennia of hair.

I need to start drinking more than water all day to increase and diversify my nutrient intake.

 

[Locket44]

The only other drink available to you is wine and we all know how that's going to turn out

I need to swim more often

 

[xChickenNuggetz]

The problem is all of the water has magically turned to ice.

I need to eat healthier

 

[Locket44]

You live in McDonald's


I need to get out of bed

 

[MelancholyArtist]

Too bad, I have you tied there.

I need to not be so addicted to FCN.

 

[Riverside]

... it's fkn addictive...

I need lunch...

 

[Locket44]

The problem is that your lunch consists of a crisp sandwich every day and you have run out of crisps


I need to buy washing detergent

 

[Riverside]

... the problem is Deter is no gent, plus he hates washing!

Now I need dinner!

 

[Yesm01]

Problem is, your mouth is otherwise occupied.

I need to be reading right now.

 

[Locket44]

It is dark and there has been a power cut and you have no source of light


I need a massage

 

[Stanthropical]

The problem is that you're a robot and robots don't know anything first-hand about human needs or desires.

I need to buy a piece of land and build my own home.

 

[Locket44]

I spent all your cash on snacks


I need to stop procrastinating

 

[Stanthropical]

The problem is that there's nothing you can do about any of things you need to do.

 

[Locket44]

The problem is that you have no problems

I need to call my friend

 

[Saximony]

The problem is your friend is in another time zone and not only do long distance international rates apply but you will wake them up in the middle of the night and they will no longer be friendly.

I need to get some turn signal fluid.

 

[DD_850]

The problem is your turn signals have been stolen

I need to be more boisterous

 

[Locket44]

You are already locked up for being too boisterous


I need to get to my 2nd and 3rd appointments on time today

 

[DD_850]

The problem is their canceling your appointments when the doctor sticks his finger in your mouth stop trying to suck it

I need a bigger closet?

 

[Locket44]

your closet is already huge due to the amount of people coming out of it!

I need to eat and sleep

 

[DD_850]

The problem is you have a habit of sleeping while trying to eat that's not good

I need a cat