Game I need to/The problem is

The problem is you're there and I'm here, warm thoughts wont cut it lol

Someone ass stole my snow shovel
 
Problem is you can’t draw and when you try, it ends up looking like no place on this earth so you cover it up by saying you were drawing a map of Pandora in the Alpha Centauri System. Oh … right.

I need to not follow @DD_850 ’s directions. Especially when they are drawn “to scale”.
 
Problem is you have a secret crush on him and follow him everywhere. His purple onesy drives you crazy.

I need to cook the last butternut squash from the garden today.
 
The problem is Mary, quite contrary, is hiding out in your garden amongst the squash.

I need someone who doesn't gnome to tell me my puns are great even if they're visual rather than aural.
 
The problem is we all gnome you.

I need someone to steal my mooching live in 5'-3" tall 120 pound, long silky straight blonde haired gorgeous trophy girlfriend.
 
The problem is your body heat has passed the tipping point and henceforth will ever-increase until the atoms making up you are traveling at light speed.

I need to study some thermodynamics.
 
The problem is you didn’t read prison breakout for dummies before you tried and now you’re sporting a striped jump suit and on a chain gang!

I need to watch Cool Hand Luke again…
 
The problem is you live in North Carolina and some terrorist fool took out the power grid and power is still out.

I need to conserve energy by burning wood for heat.
 
The problem is that it just became illegal to burn wood.

I need to order pizza, because I don't feel like preparing fish for dinner.
 
Problem is you live in the wild with no cell service and no signs of life for hundreds of miles. Best get the fish ready.

I need to go on a trip by train.
 
The problem is that you're banned from all trains, so when you get to the train, you're rejected from entry and have to walk back 300 miles home, because your bicycle was stolen.

I need to put up the curtains before those old ass shades fall apart.
 
The problem is moths got to your curtains and ate them for breakfast.

I need to send a nasty email to a vendor that keeps lying to me about when my products will ship.
 
The problem is they WILL GIVE NO FUCKS, because nobody seems to give any fucks lately. Everything is fail. lol

I need to call three different retailers and sort shit out before I have more problems or lose money.
 
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