Game I need to/The problem is

[Tom_the_eagle3]

The problem is you are illiterate

I need to see a dentist

 

[Saximony]

The problem is your employer just changed insurance, again...and the only dentist covered in your new plan is on vacation.

I need to chop some firewood.

 

[Stanthropical]

The problem is that you ain't got none.

I need to clear out the storage, sell the motorcycle, get rid of the other car, donate the remainder of unused clothes and clear out the garden, by next Saturday.

 

[Deleted member 1285590]

The problem is that those are your neighbours things

I need to buy a new rug

 

[Sim180]

The problem is it costs per inch !

I need a long rest.

 

[Locket44]

The problem is that your water bed has burst.

I need to eat less.

 

[Sim180]

The problem is there is chocolate in the house !

I need to drink less.

 

[Locket44]

The problem is there is chocolate in the house !

I need to drink less.

HOW DID YOU KNOW!

You can't because there's too much to celebrate

I need to watch a movie

 

[Sim180]

The problem is there is nothing worth watching and the dvd player is bust !

I need a new bike.

 

[Locket44]

The problem is that you are too embarrassed to go and ask for an adult trike because you haven't progressed to two wheels yet.

I need to go to the doctor

 

[Sim180]

The problem is its for a boil on my ass !

I need to buy new clothes....

 

[Stanthropical]

The problem is that you cannot afford new clothes, so you'll be shpping at a thrift store.

I need to get the fuck out of the house and start doing shit and somehow fit in a few-mile walk.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

The problem is that you are not allowed to shit outta your house

I need to search for jokes online

 

[Stanthropical]

The problem is that you're the only person online. Or is that a solution?

I need to clean my home, but I don't want to.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

The problem is that you are homeless


I need to call my boss

 

[Stanthropical]

The problem is that you're jobless.

I still need to do all the things I was planning on doing.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

The problem is that you planed to do nothing

I need to cancel an appointment

 

[Locket44]

The problem is that you are already at the appointment and they wont let you leave

I need to move

 

[KoraLily]

The problem is you have no boxes.

I need a cat.

 

[Stanthropical]

the problem is that you already have 500 cats, so one more wouldn't even make any impactful difference.It'll probably just get eaten by another cat. Or maybe it'll eat one of your existing cats.

I need a new car.