Game I need to/The problem is

[Stanthropical]

The problem is that there's two cats occupying every square foot of your kitchen and they're all hangry, so that's not gonna happen.

I need to return or replace some shit via Amazon and there's only one day left.

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

The problem is that time's passed away

I need to have my own plane

 

[Obsi_Fooking_Lutely]

The problem is you don’t have a hangar to keep it

I need to buy more shoes..

 

[Saximony]

The problem is you have bunyons.

I need to get new replacement credit cards.

 

[HellinHeels]

The problem is you need to provide two pieces of ID, the last purchase amount and a copy of your browser history

I'm having hot flashes

 

[Goodatbadtouch]

The problem is you are so damn hot, stands to reason the flashes will be too.

I need to be heard

 

[HellinHeels]

The problem is everyone has mistaken your need to be "heard" as a need to be "heard" so you've been corralled with the cows

I have an itch I can't scratch

 

[cian38irish]

The problem is you can but just want someone to do it for you

I need to rest my arm

 

[Fildo66]

Problem is you’ve been resting on your arm so long it’s fallen asleep so you can’t feel it.

I need to get a coffee

 

[Locket44]

The problem is that it's all been replaced with decaf...

I need to get legal advice

 

[Fildo66]

Problem is I play one on TV so I will help.

I need to get my law degree

 

[Locket44]

Problem is that everyone thinks the tv show is real and that you already have one.

I need to go to bed earlier.

 

[Fildo66]

Problem is … can I be your bed?

I need to go tanning.

 

[HellinHeels]

The problem is, you need to get naked....that causes things to get hard and fogs up his phone

I need to go shopping

 

[Fildo66]

Problem is you really don’t want to. You think you do because they built a porn store down the road

I need to get to the porn store down the road

 

[Stanthropical]

The problem is that it's been closed for 20 years now.

I need to get well before monday.

 

[cian38irish]

The problem is Monday Monday can’t trust that day

I need a massage

 

[HellinHeels]

The problem is, a rub and tug is extra or a felony

I'm done socialising for the day

 

[kcguy5150]

The problem is, I'm not...

I need to find a new hobby

 

[Stanthropical]

The problem is that you won't spend any money on one worth spending money on.

I need to go back in time and reclaim four fucking days of my life.