Game I need to/The problem is

The problem is that you embody one and that would just be too much competition for her.

I need to man the fuck up and just buy the new PC components to build a new PC.
 
Problem is you don’t know how to fix it. You’re just trying to create an AI woman like on the old movie Weird Science. And they always end up killing their creator in those movies so just buy a new phone or something.

I need to find out where Kelly Lebrock lives.
 
The problem is that you are that person, but wont' admit to anyone, even to yourself.

I need to do laundry.
 
The problem is you secretively have reworn that dirty pair of socks before and oddly it wasn't so bad, so now you play the smelly laundry game of life...can it really be dirty?

I need to see the eyes of the beholder.
 
Problem is I am usually falling asleep so my eyes are slits so you can’t see them.

I need to prop my eyes open with tooth picks
 
The problem is I used up all the toothpicks poking my voodoo doll, that is a spitting image of you snoring.

I need a boob lift.
 
The problem is that a voodoo doll of you has its tits weighted down by kettlebells attached to them.

The problem is that all the fish are hiding and sleeping.

I need a cutting edge PC.
 
The problem is that you're a deep ocean, bottom-dwelling fish without eyes, so it's not possible. But you're a fish, so you don't know any better. Keep dreaming.

I need to find a meaningful amount of time for selling some things.
 
The problem is you are to bouje' and have a complex that "waiting" for someone to come pay you $5 for something that you feel is worth $50 would an abomination.

I need a good whisper in my ear.
 
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The problem is you always have those damn phone ear piece things in the way.

I need a new phone.
 
The problem is you work from home and your wife runs around in sexylingere all day so all you do is have sex all day and no work gets done.

I need the state legislature to vote YES on the governers property tax relief bill.
 
The problem is the state legislature is distracted working on the problem of low productivity by people working from home. They're looking into it closely.

I need to a dictionary of emojis so I don't give people the wrong message.:oops:
 
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