Game I need to/The problem is

[SweetLittleIvy]

The problem is your neighbour needed to keep his fingerlings alive after you ate their parents so he put them in your water tank

I need to start my food prep

 

[Tender_n_Crispy]

The problem is you have too much fun talking to people and forget about the real life things that you need to do.

I need to sleep for more than five hours.

 

[Saximony]

The problem is your dog keeps barking every half hour just as your falling asleep.

I need to learn how to make an omelet without destroying it

 

[Tender_n_Crispy]

The problem is your eggs are to cold, your pan is to hot, you forgot to properly beat the mix, and your patience is to thin.

I need to get some work done today.

 

[Saximony]

The problem is your boss called and layed you off.

I need to hire some people.

 

[Tender_n_Crispy]

The problem is i am the only one that applied and you laid me off.

I need to focus more on the task at hand.

 

[Saximony]

The problem is you cant focus on it when your too busy flirting with girls on fcn.

I need to remember to stop on the way home and get some dog food

 

[Smiling_Tom]

The problem is you don't have a dog, so why bother?

I need to go and search for "in my vagina" thread

 

[Locket44]

The problem is that you have been blocked from it and all your sweat and tears looking for it have broken your device.

I need to get off fcn and go to my appointment

 

[Smiling_Tom]

The problem is you woke up late and you missed the appointment

I need to keep the monster in me unleashed

 

[Saximony]

The problem is the only monster in you is the 6 energy drinks you just guzzled.

I need to buy stock in energy drinks

 

[Tender_n_Crispy]

The problem is you don't know what you are doing and get taken advantage of by a greedy broker.

I need to get this spreadsheet knocked out.

 

[Harley31]

The problem is, you got sidetracked and got knocked up instead

I need to let go of stuff

 

[Tender_n_Crispy]

The problem is you're afraid of losing your grip on other things.

I need to go to bed earler and actually fall asleep.

 

[Heidiwil]

The problem is actual sleep doesn't exist and you only think you are sleeping when in reality you travel to a land far far away where AI leads you to believe you are dreaming about old Coke bottles.

I need a Diet Pepsi. Aka DP

 

[Locket44]

The problem is that the people that deliver all of that are stuck in separate lifts on different floors, one is going up and the other is going down, down, down.

I need to stop eating

 

[Smiling_Tom]

Donna why they are going UP and DOWN at the same moment? And I'm not a perv
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The problem is you live to eat

I need to stop perving

 

[Slopps]

Restrained like this, you can't perv' anymore. Right?



I need to stop worrying about things I can't control.

 

[Tender_n_Crispy]

The problem is you've learned that remembering the things that you've done has slightly helped you interact with others but haven't learned that they typically don't care about past things as long as you are who you are, have a great attitude, and is enjoyable to be around.

I need to stop overthinking solutions to problems that aren't mine.

 

[Stanthropical]

The problem is that nobody can prevent your mind from going for a jog. Free exercise for the brain—and everybody loves a bargain.

I need to work up the nerve to donate more shit that I deem too valuable to give away, but rarely use or don't use at all.