Banter I would let you...

I would refuse to facilitate the Devil's markings.

I would let you decide what to keep and what to throw away or give away when I move.
 
I'd skip it, 'cause cheesecake needs no sharp blade.

I'd let you have Thanos' gauntlet
 
I will accept your permission to do so.

I would let you hop out of my car, hop into passenger seat of that thing and go "WHERE WE GOING, BITCH?!"

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Id be like "AWEEE HAAAALEEEE NAWWWWW," jump in that thing and ride off into the sunset.


I would let you feed me your favorite foods all weekend long.
 
Id be like "AWEEE HAAAALEEEE NAWWWWW," jump in that half-car thing and ride off into the sunset.


I would let you feed me your favorite foods all weekend long.
 
And I’d let you buy it sll

I’d let you dress up like a WWE wrestler and pick a fellow fcn member as an opponent while I watched.
 
Oh hell yeah im the Lumberjack in flannel

I would let you charge admission and give my opponent to the Lumberjack versus @Stanthropical popcicle man.
 
I'd put some cats on your feetses. You can keep them too. How many you want?


I would let you pack up all my things and move everything to a new place.
 
you love your clowder of cats and you know it.

I would relocate it to the highest bidder.

I would let you build me a wood burning pizza oven, cook my pizza, and pour me a glass of wine.
 
I would be able to do that with pleasure.

I would let you fill in for me at tomorrow nights gig at a moose lodge.
 
I would call the nearby cleaning service.

I would let you have fun with my loaner car for 30 minutes.
 
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