Ideal penis size you’d prefer.

[Stanthropical]

To have as a man, regardless of your current size, that you think would serve you well.

Or to enjoy as a woman (specific size, not a range). Or as a man, if you swing that way.

 

[Thalassa]

Personally, I have very specific thoughts about the penis that would serve me best. Let me outline it all for you:

Size : equal length and circumference of 13.5 inches each, give or take 0.2 inches. I'm not too picky.

Color : rainbow with glitter, not the fake kind of glitter that comes off, gets all over your clothes and on your eyelids and you have to use spit to rub it all out. Just a shimmery, pretty, rainbow penis. Much akin to a unicorn horn, I'd say.

Head : Soft-ish but not too soft, more like the firm top layer of a cheesecake, when perfectly baked to a light golden brown.

Temperament: excitable, tempestuous, likely to spew at me under any circumstance, no matter how inconvenient the timing, or inappropriate the setting.

Any more penis questions, let me know, Mom.

 

[Dezzi420]

Metric or imperial? I don't know whether to give the length in miles or kilometers

 

[Tutone]

It’s not the length. It’s not the size. It’s how many times you can make it rise

 

[Hawkeye100]

Personally, I have very specific thoughts about the penis that would serve me best. Let me outline it all for you:

Size : equal length and circumference of 13.5 inches each, give or take 0.2 inches. I'm not too picky.

Color : rainbow with glitter, not the fake kind of glitter that comes off, gets all over your clothes and on your eyelids and you have to use spit to rub it all out. Just a shimmery, pretty, rainbow penis. Much akin to a unicorn horn, I'd say.

Head : Soft-ish but not too soft, more like the firm top layer of a cheesecake, when perfectly baked to a light golden brown.

Temperament: excitable, tempestuous, likely to spew at me under any circumstance, no matter how inconvenient the timing, or inappropriate the setting.

Any more penis questions, let me know, Mom.

You're not going to believe this but you have just described mine to tee

 

[Stanthropical]

Metric or imperial? I don't know whether to give the length in miles or kilometers

We can math, bro. Spit it out.

 

[Misha000]

Lmao

 

[Misha000]

Personally, I have very specific thoughts about the penis that would serve me best. Let me outline it all for you:

Size : equal length and circumference of 13.5 inches each, give or take 0.2 inches. I'm not too picky.

Color : rainbow with glitter, not the fake kind of glitter that comes off, gets all over your clothes and on your eyelids and you have to use spit to rub it all out. Just a shimmery, pretty, rainbow penis. Much akin to a unicorn horn, I'd say.

Head : Soft-ish but not too soft, more like the firm top layer of a cheesecake, when perfectly baked to a light golden brown.

Temperament: excitable, tempestuous, likely to spew at me under any circumstance, no matter how inconvenient the timing, or inappropriate the setting.

Any more penis questions, let me know, Mom.

You ARE fucking mental

 

[TacoBelle]

I don't care about length but some girth please.

 

[EaglesKatrina]

None lol

 

[Hawkeye100]

Tbh honest I'm happy with mine ..it does the job and after nearly 50 years I've kinnda grown attached to it ...

 

[EveHerself]

Just long enough to hurt just right when it bottoms out, just thick enough to ache

 

[Heidiwil]

Just long enough to hurt just right when it bottoms out, just thick enough to ache

Perfect answer

 

[MelancholyArtist]

a girth that matches the size of her opened mouth.
yeah, that's what most guys are thinking and not writing.

 

[Scorrer2e]

Average is fine. Im more concerned about appearance, hygiene and manscaping.

I did see this and giggle a lil

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Which one do u like

 

[TacoBelle]

12 is literally the perfect penis

 

[Scorrer2e]

Then both of u who likes mine