I'd like to modify my initial answer. A few months later on FCN, I am so more knowledgeable now (Thank you for the sexmaducation, y'all!):
- I like teeny ones. Really teeny ones. Ones that are so cute that you can cradle them in one hand. Kinda like a teacup puppy version of a big dog penis. Small and adorbs.
- Preferably uncircumsized. I love that scared turtle look, especially when it completely wraps around the head of the peenee. A warm little blanket. Piggy in a blanket.
- Attached to an art afficionado. I'd like to be able to decorate the head with some colorful markers and googly eyes stickers. Maybe even add a little unicorn horn to it. Of course, we'd try different things. Like cubist art, impressionist art, pop art, surrealist art.
That's my current preference at the moment.