Icebreaker Game If you were...

[JudithJ1337]

Kinda like every third thread we have on here, simply answer the question of the user above you. After that, ask a question to the user below you starting with the prompt: "If you were..."

Be as dirty or as not dirty as you want.

I shall start.

 

[JudithJ1337]

If you were a pornstar, what type of shoot would you want to be a part of?

 

[JMatthews]

One on one

If you could fly, where would you go?

 

[JudithJ1337]

I'd just fly around. Kinda like if I were to just get in my car and go for a drive.

If you were lost in a city, what would you do?

 

[JMatthews]

In Memphis, leave

If you were a millionaire, would you spend it?

 

[JudithJ1337]

TIME TO INVEST!!!

If you were to leave your home now, what would you leave it for?

 

[JMatthews]

Money, the first time it was for love

If you were at a concert, would you inhale?

 

[DD_850]

All the smoke that people will be sure to bring yep

If you were in a marathon what type would it be?

 

[Steve1972]

A sleeping marathon

If you were looking for love would you be here

 

[JudithJ1337]

Probably, then again, I am in love and am still here just for funsies.

If you were the El Comandante of the World, what would be your first 5 orders of business to attend to?

Why does "pre.sident" auto correct to "El comendante"? THAT'S SO STRANGE!!! WHAT IS HAPPENING!?!?!?!?

Okay, let's change this up a bit...

If you were the King or Queen of the World, what would be your first 5 orders of business to attend to?

EDIT: I AM FUCKING DONE WITH TECHNOLOGY TODAY!!! FUCK IT, I'M GOING BACK TO BED!!!

 

[DreamerGirl1]

*Mondays would be made into a holiday
*College would be free
*George R. R. Martin would have to rewrite the end of GOT
*Children under 6 would be banned from most restaurants lol
*Ben and Jerry’s would be issued the Nobel Peace Prize.

If you were stranded on a deserted island and could take any 2 people, dead or alive, with you, Who would they be and why?

 

[Steve1972]

Probably the job I do right now but with different colleagues.
I collect furniture donations for a charity

If you were to find a genie in a lamp what would your 3 wishes be

 

[JudithJ1337]

Recently, sex toy tester.

My whole life, author.

Edit:
1. My man to have bigger loads.
2. The ability to make all our payments no matter what
3. Tax exemption for my family

If you were going to make one thing to eat for the rest of your life, what would it be?

 

[JudithJ1337]

This is why I have fingers.

If you were to find your parents "toys", what would you say to them?

 

[Steve1972]

No to repulse me there would have to be far deeper things than physical attraction


Edit

Probably absolutely nothing

If you were able to choose 1 person to keep you company who would it be

 

[Tilly98]

I actually love the Pacific Northwest USA

If you were alone for days, what would you do

 

[Steve1972]

Enjoy the peace and quiet

If you were going hiking would it be mountain or shoreline