I'm super horny, someone please me

Can I join the queue that's obviously just formed here ? *looks down a long line weaving over the horizon into the distance* I might have a VIP pass here somewhere!???? *pats pockets expectantly* :-)
 
*looks to see if you've sent your Bouncers to collect me* Stops patting pockets (and NO I wasn't before u think it!) I was just looking to chat, maybe drop me a pm when you've slumped exhausted onto a couch with your eyes still rolling into the back of your head in the chill out room, say after you've had a good dance (or two?) elsewhere? Just watch out there are some shit DJ's here whose "music" will kill your vibe, yes Jimmy SAVILLE was a part time DJ before u open that pic in your inbox ..........*walks off to look for another Club*
 

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