Naughty Game In My Vagina

[complicatedsex]

Ref, you're slacking again! Did you doze off in my vagina?

 

[complicatedsex]

No, in soccer terms, I think that was your foul ball in my vagina...

Apologies, where I'm from soccer isn't usually the first sport thought of in terms of sports references...isn't that kinda funny the range of diversity though...in my vagina?

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Is this what it feels like when doves cry in my vagina?

 

[complicatedsex]

Or like when there's purple rain in my vagina?

 

[Anna33yy]

Who like to do deep dive in my vagina?

 

[Hotcarter76]

Hanging stockings in my vagina

 

[Hotcarter76]

An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience in my vagina

 

[Gujjuguy]

Who wants to be a millionaire in my vagina?

 

[Jinxy]

The price is right in my vagina

 

[Tom_the_eagle]

Could you, please, reach for me and witness the wetness in my vagina?

 

[complicatedsex]

An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience in my vagina

Mitch hedberg...fuck yes! I'm not the only person left that appreciates that kind of humor, in my vagina?

 

[Jinxy]

I’m so bored, in my vagina

 

[Harley31]

Ok, can we try this again in my vagina?

 

[complicatedsex]

As many times as you want in your vagina! But can I pick the position this time, in my vagina?

 

[Perk]

Something is stuck in my vagina

 

[complicatedsex]

Is it my vagina?

 

[complicatedsex]

I used to do drugs, I still do, but I use to too...in my vagina?

 

[Gujjuguy]

Who wants to have dinner with me in my vagina?

 

[Gujjuguy]

Can we have cheesecake after dinner in my vagina?

 

[Gujjuguy]

Why do i weigh 10 pounds more after our meal in my vagina?