Rides in happy drunk on a really nice old donkey called Sanchez - he's dressed as a very cheap but well fed unicorn and I'm Just wearing my usual 100% real plastic, no lense fuck me now on your desk glasses, maybe fake lashes if I could be arsed and feel like looking prettyfuls, obviously cat ears and definitely some zebra print faerie wings, a spunky titty popping corsette with lace, ribbons bows, spikes and some such fuckery, sharpened claws except the the 3 that died in a basketball incident - bless their souls, they were fun and leave me wondering if I should cut the other 7 and play my strings better or get fakeys to replace the 3 cause I'm liking the feel of murder weapon fingers for once in my life?! I'm also barefoot incase I need to run and didn't want to poke Sanchez with my kitten heels, so they're in his saddle bag ... along with various pleasure and torture implements, a copy of Alice in Wonderland, pre mixed alcohol, Dick shaped straws, body painting, deflated blow up pool toys, illegal fireworks, a game of Uno, a tin of pineapple and more than likely some other things that enhance moments and would make you go HMMM!
That will have to do for now - Oh wait ... I teach shower singing lessons for dummies and excel at inebriated karaoke confidence, posess ridiculous focus when it comes to undoing crazy knots in rope, hair and slinkys and my favourite art medium is SKIN and I can cook but I adore being eaten