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HELLO ALL,

SHHHHH I'M BEING NAUGHTY, POSTING AGAINST DOC'S ORDERS TO REST WRISTS(CARPEL TUNNEL SYNDROME), UGH!... ANYWAY, I INSPIRED A JOKE ABOUT MYSELF...LOL

HERE GOES...

HOW WAS THE FAMOUS "COUGAR", CHATTER "StarFire" FINALLY MADE SPEECHLESS?... o_O:cool:

SHE WAS TAKEN OUT BY A COMPUTER MOUSE, AND SUFFERED CARPEL TUNNEL SYNDROME, WHICH LEFT HER UNABLE TO POST ANYMORE REPLIES, AND UM (JOKES) SHHHHHHHH! DON'T RAT ON ME!...LMAO :p:D:rolleyes:;):cool: HERE ON FCN...

DANG, I WISH I HAD VOICE TEXT CAPABILITY?...LOL MAYBE I DO, AND JUST DON'T KNOW IT!... OUCH!!!... DANG!... WRIST HURTS, K I'LL BE GOOD NOW, AND SHUT UP!...LOL

TC ALL TTYS!...

♥STARFIRE♥:cool:

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[me standing completely naked at the doctor's office when he comes into the room]

DOCTOR: Uh Kacey, it says here I'm just seeing you for a sore throat.

ME: You are, but I watch porn and I know how these things go down, amiright?!

D: No, I'm literally just going to look at your throat.

M:

D:

M: So you aren't going to insert the tongue depressor in my vagina, because I was kind of hop...

D: NO!! Please get dressed.

M: Do you even watch porn? It's like you don't even know how this is supposed to work.

D:

M: I want a second opinion.
 
[my first ever rap battle]

ME (carrying five rolls of decorative paper and a scotch tape dispenser): Alright bitches, give me some scissors and let’s fuckin do this!

*whispering*

ME (whispering back): Well, shit. I thought they said "wrap battle."
 
TallulahBlue said:
[me standing completely naked at the doctor's office when he comes into the room]

DOCTOR: Uh Kacey, it says here I'm just seeing you for a sore throat.

ME: You are, but I watch porn and I know how these things go down, amiright?!

D: No, I'm literally just going to look at your throat.

M:

D:

M: So you aren't going to insert the tongue depressor in my vagina, because I was kind of hop...

D: NO!! Please get dressed.

M: Do you even watch porn? It's like you don't even know how this is supposed to work.

D:

M: I want a second opinion.
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Almost pee'd me panties at this one.. LMAO

Ls xx
 
ME: I haven't spoken to my mom in years. I do love her though.

THERAPIST: She isn't going to live forever. You should call and tell her that, Kacey.

ME: Should I? If you think so, I guess...

*calls number*

ME: Hey mom, you're going to die.

*hangs up*

THERAPIST:

ME: Honestly, I don't see how that helped.
 
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"Olive Garden - when you're here, you're family"

(Wrong slogan when it comes to my family, Olive Garden! We take shit literally.)

*Dad undoes his belt after eating and grumbles something about bitcoin*
*Mom asks the waitress why the fuck she still isn't married*
*My 2 younger brothers have a sword fight with their breadsticks*
*I ignore everybody as I text at the table*
*We all walk out without paying*
 
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