given where that oil's being poured, not that differentHahahahaha, that's the wrong kind of massage lol
given where that oil's being poured, not that differentHahahahaha, that's the wrong kind of massage lol
I don't know what you mean XDgiven where that oil's being poured, not that different
Good girl
Thank you for saying all that!i will also take a moment and recognize the reason for our day off. We salute the brave men and women who gave their lives in the pursuit and protection of our freedoms, so we get to be able to lay here and be queer and wank on a day off from work <3
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Emmmm I actually don't know what our bank holidays are for. Well we have 2 at Easter. For Zombie Jesus. Then we have 2 in May. Because it's may. Or something. Then August has one because it's August. Then December for Xmas and New year's Day. Then we get the occasional one for a Royal party/deathyall dont have a bank holiday for Memorial day? i thought everyone had the bank holiday for the same basic thing tbh, in the US its for fallen military
They’re just random dates. I’m sure there’s reasons but I can’t be bothered to google it. We have Remembrance Day but that’s a Sunday.Emmmm I actually don't know what our bank holidays are for. Well we have 2 at Easter. For Zombie Jesus. Then we have 2 in May. Because it's may. Or something. Then August has one because it's August. Then December for Xmas and New year's Day. Then we get the occasional one for a Royal party/death
Yeah, they'll be mostly religious holidays I assume.They’re just random dates. I’m sure there’s reasons but I can’t be bothered to google it. We have Remembrance Day but that’s a Sunday.
We should start a campaign. One of those YouGov things. Make them more meaningful. Wank holidays.Yeah, they'll be mostly religious holidays I assume.
Ok I googled. It's literally just so the banks could close. Like. That's it. Haha
I. Want. Taco.anyway, happy taco tuesday! XD
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It's fine. As long as we wank on those days then they are our Wank HolidaysWe should start a campaign. One of those YouGov things. Make them more meaningful. Wank holidays.
Sweet little GepetoIt's literally a parliament thing from 7 billion years ago so the banks can close for an extra day. They have nothing to do with gagged sluts edging their minds away.
This however, does...
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Yeah. That makes senseSomething something purple
Oh. Just yum.