Lol...fine fine a walk through a nice wooded trail , that leads to a picnic and nicely wrapped gift, of a fair size. But inside the wrapping is a suggestive 5 gallon pail of lubricant
Rofl if it comes to dating jinx. ..if the only setting available was a pile of hazardous ...and biological waste I'd still do it.
But instead we would break in to someones cabin and I'd go to the lake, & dig till there was lava so the water warmed up and we could go skinny dipping