Well first we would go on an open top bus around the sights of a famous city.. mainly so we can hurl insults at the passing tourists.. then we take a taxi ride into the deepest darkest regions of said city fend off thieves and cutthroats... fear for our lives, then eat whatever we can find in the garbage outside burger king, finally spending our last morcels of energy on dancing outside the mall, dodging cops and blunt objects...