Babe!!! A ponytail? Really?!??!?
Well look who turned upI’m bringing the Long Island ice teas and the fireworks to go off at midnight or when orgasms take place.
Just for a short stint while I’m still on bed rest. The weekend turned into a fight for our lives and I have a broken pelvis.
Aww thanks sweetheartHave the orgasms taken place yet? These fireworks are getting damn greasy. Lol. Love you dogowar.
If so there will be a line if folks wanting a goAre the Jell-O shots on your naked body?
That sucks. I wondered why you went quietNever trust park rangers to do a river rescue. The lazy fat bastards. My phone and laptop are at the bottom of the river. Luckily my camera and lenses were in in the Jeep.
Well I'd love to see the shotsI have a new laptop and phone. I have been spending every waking minute truing to put my business and life back together. Almost there. I ran off fifty photos earlier to go to the Framers. Yay me.
Lol I got what you meant* reinjure* ffs
Haha just go easy on the drink or you'll be there all night Haha.I have a straight shot to the bathroom and I’m loving it.
Well let's hope that does happenI’m only here for one or two night max so i’ll take my chances and hope for tomorrow to be pain free. With alcohol of course.
Omg if only HahaIs anybody having an orgasm yet. These fireworks are sweating and ready to explode ffs.
Well I hope you tipped him wellThank goodness for the young Uber driver who helped me go to the liquor store and carried it into my condo. Oh to be twenty again!!!!
Well you will just have to up your game sweetheart lol. I'm sure you can do itThere is a drunk thread here somewhere. I tried my damn best to stay on there sweetheart. I think i failed epic style here.
*Strips* let's do this HahaYou have always been my greatest supporter and hero on here. Thank you. Let’s get ready to let these fireworks explode. Everybody naked?????
*Runs around naked with a fire extinguisher* @Camay. That's not the extinguisher nozzle and you know itI think I jussi set the piñatas and trees on fire!!!!!
Keep tugging and it'll flow believe me HahaOmg lmao. I knew it was the wrong hose by the spurt instead of the massive flow.
Needs a good cleaning I'd sayThis fucking nozzle is all sticky now!