Lets Roleplay?(;

After defeating the goblins, my paladin releases the witch of Cockburn. She thanks him properly, and after that offers to answer one question for him. After a short while, I ask..."where should I go to bring the greatest glory to Dimeter?"

The red haired witch of Cockburn's eyes glow for a moment, and then she replies."To bring glory to your goddess, you must travel off the beaten path...find the hermit named Wrigglan in the forest of the unknown." And although this was really didn't answer my question...I knew the DM was trying to rail road me...so ok ok, I loot the goblins, offer anything I can to the witch....and start heading to the Forest of the unknown....to find Wrigglan


Ohhhh jelly donut!
 
I was actually going to ask Who's wearing the dress?!

Oh and who's Mavis? You better not be cheating on poor @Someguy1323!!

Pasta and pirates, pussy, penis, pretty as a picture, party, piss up, paint, purple, pansies, panties, people, private parts, photographs, pleasure, princes, polka dots, Passion Pop, Prosecco, pints, puppies n pussy cats n PARROTS! ALL THE peculiar possibilities pertaining to P ... like PHEONIX the fucking celebrant popping her officiating purity for these two dearly beloved! Yay NZ rocks, do it there and your honey moon is sorted!

"that is a lot of P's and why not, t'is a most pleasing letter in any lexicon, but, pirates and parrots pertain to the most positively patulous phenomenon pleasing to the psyche and perception perused previously and pertaining to the point."
 

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